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On Friendship Day, crack some jokes and have fun with your pals. Explore the article to get some jokes on Friendship.

Friendship Day Jokes

International Friendship Day is celebrated every year on the first Sunday of August, with a lot of fun and fervor. The day commemorates the divine bond shared by friends. Exchange of gifts, flowers and greeting cards are customary on the occasion. People usually arrange get together or party with their friends, whom they might have lost contact, over the years. While partying or spending time in get-together, they would engage themselves in a number of activities that add to the fun quotient of the celebrations. If you are also planning to have a rocking Friendship Day, then do something different this time in order to entertain your pals, say, crack some jokes. The jokes given in the article are sure to bring a broad smile in your friends' face.

Jokes On Friendship

Jimmy and Watson are camping in the desert; they set up their tent and fall asleep.
Some hours later, Jimmy wakes his friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asks Jimmy.
Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you,?"
Jimmy is silent for a moment, and then speaks. "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."

Noble Prize
Herolal is driving down the Delhi-Amritsar highway, when he spots Bhola standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Bhola is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.
Herolal gets out of the car, walks all the way out to Bhola and asks him, "Excuse me, what are you doing?"
Bhola replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."
"How?" asks Herolal, puzzled.
"Well I heard they give the Noble Prize to people who are out standing in their field."

The Chase
Two friends were walking through the woods when they thought they heard something. They turned around and saw a big black bear coming towards them. Both men started to run when one of them stopped to change into tennis shoes. The second man said 'You don't have time to change shoes. You can't outrun that bear!'
The first man said, 'I know I can't outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you!

Let's Play Schools
Two friends, Jenny and Jinny were thinking what to play during the afternoon. For a long time, they could not decide upon any game. Suddenly, Jenny had an idea. She turned to Jinny and said excitedly. "Let's play schools".
"Okay!" said Jinny. "But I'm going to be absent."