Many famous quotations have been written on Halloween and serve as a proof of its popularity. With this article, read some funny Halloween quotes.

Halloween Quotes

Halloween is one of the most popular festivals in many countries across the globe. Revolving around the concept of witches, ghosts and vampires, the festival is especially the favorite of kids. This is because they get so many treats on this day, have the liberty to act a bit naughty and even get to attend fun costume parties. Even adults enjoy the festival in a fun and entertaining way. Such is popularity of Halloween that many famous quotes have been written on it? Want to explore some of the best Halloween quotes? Just browse through the following lines.

Funny Halloween Quotes

Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoken to.
- Richard Harris Barham

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
- Jean Baudrillard

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
- Erma Bombeck

I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween."
- Author Unknown

'Tis the night - the night
Of the grave's delight,
And the warlocks are at their play;
Ye think that without
The wild winds shout,
But no, it is they - it is they.
- Arthur Cleveland Coxe

Just like a ghost, you've been a-hauntin' my dreams,
So I'll propose on Halloween.
Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you.
- Classics IV

You wouldn't believe
On All Hallow Eve
What lots of fun we can make,
With apples to bob,
And nuts on the hob,
And a ring-and-thimble cake.
- Carolyn Wells

Famous Quotations On Halloween

As spirits roam the neighborhoods at night,
Let loose upon the Earth till it be light.
- Nicholas Gordon

Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen/ Voices whisper in the trees, "Tonight is Halloween!"
- Dexter Kozen

Hark! Hark to the wind! 'Tis the night, they say,
When all souls come back from the far away-
The dead, forgotten this many a day!
- Virna Sheard

When witches go riding, and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween.
- Author Unknown

Bring forth the raisins and the nuts-
Tonight All-Hallows' Spectre struts
Along the moonlit way.
- John Kendrick Bangs

Nothing on earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.
- Steve Almond

'Tis now the very witching time of night, When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out contagion to this world.
- William Shakespeare

A gypsy fire is on the hearth,
Sign of the carnival of mirth;
Through the dun fields and from the glade
Flash merry folk in masquerade,
For this is Hallowe'en!
- Author Unknown