Teacher's Day is a wonderful opportunity for the students to extend their sincere gratitude to their teachers, for being an influential part of their life. On the day, students would clad themselves in the get up of their teachers and enact the role of teachers, by teaching their juniors. This is often followed by celebrations, which includes the performance of dance, song or play. To add spice to the celebrations, you may ask some riddles or narrate jokes that make your teachers laugh out loudly. Here is a collection of funny Teacher's Day jokes.
Teacher's Day Humor
Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire.
Much to their relief she smiled and said: "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper."
Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said:
"First Question: Which tire was flat?"
Going To School
early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"
I Didn't Do It!
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do. "The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?" The little girl replied, "My homework."
Short Jokes For Teacher's Day
Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it?
Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me?
Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?
Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines!
Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line?
Pupil: I tried, but there was someone already there!
Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.
Pupil: I know. But, maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
Q - Why was the head teacher worried?
A - Because there were so many rulers in the school!
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?" "Someone else's pants".
The child comes home from his first day at school.
Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."
The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping student's neighbor, "Hey wake that student up!" The neighbor yells back, "You put him to sleep, you wake him up!"