Rakhi Jokes

Raksha Bandhan is one of the most sacred festivals in India. It is the day to celebrate the sweet relationship of a brother and sister. Though, this occasion also holds immense emotional significance, people celebrate this festival in a more full filled and light manner. Apart from sentimental messages, people also crack jokes about the occasion. It is obviously done with a healthy approach. If you also love to celebrate Rakhi with a fun filled attitude, we have brought for you our unique and wide collection of Rakhi jokes. You can share these Raksha Bandhan jokes with all your friends and siblings! This will increase the giggling treasure of the celebrations and make it more memorable.

Funny Rakhi Jokes

Yu to hai hum Brahmchari
Per ladki Dikhi to Aankh mari
Pat gai to Hamari varna......
Rakhi ki hai taiyaari

Aati Thi Jaathi Thi
Hansti Thi, hansati thi
Bhagati Thi, Bhagaati Thi
Bolti Thi, Bulwati Thi
Per aaj pata chala ki
vah mujhe Rakhi bandhna chahti thi!

Har ladki aapke liye bekarar hai,
Har ladki ko aapka intezar hai,
Ye apka koi kamal nahi hai mere bhai,
Kuch din baad "RAKHI" ka tyohar hai.

Meri khushi ka andaaza
Lagana mushkil tha
Par iske aage jo hua
Woh batana bhi mushkil hai

Payal chhankati ayee thi�..
Payal chhankati chali gayee
Main sindoor leke khada tha,
Mujhe Rakhi pehnake chali gayee.

Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume,
Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho,
Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye,
tum mujhe kuch to commission do!
To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother
"Happy Raksha Bandhan"

Usane hathon pe mahendi laga rakhi thi,
Humne usaki doli saja rakhi thi,
Hume pata tha wo bewafa nikalegi,
Isliye humne usaki bahen bhi pata rakhi thi.

Savdhan !!!!!
Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa jaa rahe ho aur kisi mahila/ladki ke hath mein phool,dhaga,chain ya chamakti hue koi bhi vastu dekhein to turant wahan se bhag jaye. Yah vastu RAKHI ho sakti hai. Apki zara si laaparwahi apko BHAI bana sakti hai.

Purush heet mein jaaree .....