Tickle your boss's funny bone by getting a list of rib tickling boss day funny quotes and reading it out to him this Boss's Day. This piece will help you get those hilarious quotes.
Boss Day Funny Quotes
If you are in a workplace, you know how important the role is of a boss in your day to day life. A single word of appreciation can send you to cloud nine whereas a mere expression can ruin your entire day. However, you need not let them come into your professional and personal relationships. The efficiency of your work depends a lot on the atmosphere you are working, and it is the boss's onus to provide you with a suitable working environment. You deal with work pressure, so does your boss. In fact s/he has to cope with a lot more responsibilities and pressure than you. S/He is the one who, despite all hurdles and obligations, upholds a cordial relation with employees. It is only gradually that a nurturing relationship based on love, care and respect for each other takes shape between you and your boss. Sharing a few lighter moments with your boss certainly makes the day more enjoyable. National boss day, celebrated on 16th of October each year is a day when even the boss likes to relax and let his/her hair down as s/he tries to juggle a multitude of things. This is the perfect time for you to make the day light hearted. Why not present him/her with some funny quotes that will inject your boss with doses of humor.
Funny Boss Day Quotes
- Accomplishing the impossible only means that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
- Ability is what will get you to the top, if the boss has no daughter.
- If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.
- There is only one boss. The customer. And he can fire everybody in the company from the chairman on down, simply by spending his money somewhere else.
- Nothing so conclusively proves a man's ability to lead others as what he does from day to day to lead himself.
- I've met a few people in my time who were enthusiastic about hard work. And it was just my luck that all of them happened to be men I was working for at the time.
- A good boss is a person who can tolerate my complaints and still manage to say hello to me every day.
- By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
- Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss. The first myth of management is that it exists. The second myth of management is that success equals skill.
- I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.
- One measure of leadership is the caliber of people who choose to follow you.
- The best leader is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it.
- One measure of leadership is the caliber of people who choose to follow you.
- The difference between a job and a career is the difference between forty and sixty hours a week.
- The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate you away from those who are still undecided.
- The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.
- Boss may not be always right but he is never wrong.
- I've met a few people in my time who were enthusiastic about hard work. And it was just my luck that all of them happened to be men I was working for at the time.
- My boss frequently gets lost in thought. That’s because it’s unfamiliar territory.
- Most people like hard work. Particularly when they are paying for it.
Read aloud these quotes to your boss this Boss's Day and watch her/him break into a wide mischievous grin.
