In this article, we will provide you with some funny humorous New Year's resolutions. New Year : Funny New Year Resolutions

Funny New Year Resolutions

• Start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.
• Remember to brush teeth with bristly end of toothbrush.
• Don't eat medicine just because it looks like candy.
• Learn what the hell "resolution" means.
• Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump.
• I will always "check for paper" when leaving the restroom.
• I will try to drive closer to the speed limit.
• I will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars.