Mother's Day Humor

Even though Mother's Day is a very sentimental day, it doesn't mean that you cannot have fun on that day. And what better way to have fun than to give your mother a book of Mother's Day jokes, read it aloud with her and laugh to your heart's content. In the following lines, we have presented a hilarious collection of Mothers Day humor and funny Mother Day quotes. Share these jokes with your Mom and laugh all your tensions away.

Mothers Day Humor

Dictionary of a Mother

Dumbwaiter
One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

Feedback
The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.

Full Name
What you call your child when you're mad at him.

Grandparents
The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.

Independent
How we want our children to be for as long as they do everything we say.

Show Off
A child who is more talented than yours.

Whodunit
None of the kids that live in your house.

Mother's Day Jokes
A small boy is sent to bed by his mother...
[Five minutes later]
"Mom..."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a glass of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
[Five minutes later]
"Mom..."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a glass of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
[Five minutes later]
"Mommm..."
"WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a glass of water?"

For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.
One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.
The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?"
Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"

Funny Mother's Day Quotes
Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life.

Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it.

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.

Sweater is a garment worn by child when his mother is feeling chilly.