Funny quotations are a great way to share a light moment with your dad on Father's Day. Explore some funny Father's Day listed in the article.
Funny Father's Day Quotes
It is known that laughter is the best medicine. So, why not explore its quality to the fullest? With increasing tension and nervousness, humor and fun seems to have evaporated from our daily lives. There is absolutely no scope for entertainment and amusement. This Father's Day, rekindle the element of fun in your dad life as well. One of the best ways to do it would be with the help of funny quotes. You can either recite them or write them on cards, gift tags or letters. To know some funny Father's Day quotes, browse through the following lines.
Funny Father Day Quotations
- When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. - Mark Twain
- One night a father overheard his son pray: Dear God, Make me the kind of man my Daddy is. Later that night, the Father prayed, Dear God, Make me the kind of man my son wants me to be. - Anonymous
- By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth
- A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father. - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
- Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons
- To be a successful father, there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway
- That is the thankless position of the father in the family-the provider for all, and the enemy of all. - August Strindberg
- A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold
- If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right. - Bill Cosby
- My father hated radio and he could not wait for television to be invented so that he could hate that too. - Peter De Vries
- Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. - Robert Orben
- Fathers are biological necessities, but social accidents. - Margaret Mead
- One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. - George Herbert
- Sir Walter, being strangely surprised and put out of his countenance at so great a table, gives his son a damned blow over the face. His son, as rude as he was, would not strike his father, but strikes over the face the gentleman that sat next to him and said, "Box about: twill come to my father anon. - John Aubrey
- The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. - Tim Russert
- Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.- Anonymous
