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The article brings some very funny and humorous poems for New Year. Read the poetry to enjoy a ‘hilarious’ New Year.

Funny New Year Poems

New Year is the time to celebrate and have some uninhibited fun. Ushering in the coming year with hopes and a positive attitude is the best way to celebrate such an uplifting occasion. As much as New Year is known for its lively spirit, it is also identified with some witty takes on resolutions and humorous poems and quotes by famous personalities on the grand celebrations that are held around the world. It is the perfect occasion to enjoy some funny poems that add to the beauty of the occasion, by inserting a dash of humor in it. Given below is some funny poetry for New Year. Use them on greeting cards to wish your friends a bright and hilarious New Year.

Humorous New Year Poems

May Your New Year

May your success be as wide as celtel coverage and grow like Comium
May your enemies fall like the Leone
May you never struggle as Sierratel and NPA
May your enemies never understand themselves like Kabba
May the Glory of God never depart from you as corruption refuses to depart from Sierra Leone
May your enemies never locate you as the police can't find Jonny Paul.
Happy New Year!
- Author Unknown

My New Year Solutions

My New Year Solutions, Not Resolutions
This year I want to be a monkey
Jumping from tree to tree
Next year I can be a donkey

Braying from sky to sea.
Every year I want to change
And experience something new
I wish I am something strange
Like the disappearing dew.

I want to feel the life of a lion king
Sitting inside its majestic skin
Turning into a peacock I will sing
And be a cuckoopea Siamese twin

Why can’t I be a bubble?
Blow away and disappear
Instead of getting into trouble
Making resolutions every year.
- Rangoo Srinivas

Bugs Underneath

It was January the 1st
I turned over a new leaf
It was clean on the top side
But had bugs underneath.
- Steve Turner