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Easter Humor

The festival of Easter is all about merriment and gaiety. Apart from commemorating the Resurrection of Lord Jesus Christ, the festival gives the people a chance to connect to their friends, relatives and spend quality time with their kids. If you want to spice up your celebrations, then do it with a little bit of Easter humor. Most of the Easter jokes tickle our funny bones, and quite often do so at the expense of the humble Easter bunny. During Easter, hilarious Easter jokes and funny anecdotes are abound in newspapers and magazines. Besides being rib-ticklers, Easter humor enable us revel in the spirit of the festival without worrying about our mundane day-to-day affairs. Go through the following lines to get some funny Easter jokes.

Easter Jokes

Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
A: Because he is eggocentric.

Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.

Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
A: Hareobics.

Q: Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?
A: Because he had an eggache!

Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.

Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!

Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
A: You are a hot chick!

Q: Why are people always tired in April?
A: Because they just finished a 'march'.

Q: What do you call the Easter bunny's work-outs?
A: Eggercise.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny?
A: A good Easter.

Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a crazy rabbit?
A: One is bad money, while the other is a mad bunny!

Q: How does Easter end?
A: With the letter R!

Q: How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade?
A: He said it was eggs-cellent!

Q: How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
A: Eggs (X) marks the spot!

Q: Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?
A: Because it's always on a sundae!

Q: How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?
A: With a hare brush!

Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!

Q: What do you call a dumb bunny?
A: A hare brain!

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
A: Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

Q: How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
A: Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!

Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: Itís been nice gnawing you!